[As Uma swings past him and focusses on Richie, Max finds himself staring at her].
..she really is a very lovely girl.... and I'm only human, [he mutters]...flesh and blood....flesh....bloody hell...
Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing...
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Posts: 272 (11/20/07 07:01:00) Rogue Trader |
[As Uma swings past him and focusses on Richie, Max finds himself staring at her]. ..she really is a very lovely girl.... and I'm only human, [he mutters]...flesh and blood....flesh....bloody hell... |
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Posts: 272 (11/20/07 07:03:10) Rogue Trader |
Oi...what's with the handbag, Uma? I hope you're not planning on going shopping or anything...there are people waiting for drinks...and not all of them are burly New Jersey detectives...
[Max feigns annoyance but still glazes over at the sight of her...] Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing... |
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Posts: 817 (11/20/07 07:12:17) Red Pommie Bastard |
[Paul watches them both and mutters under his breath...]
 ...I'm beginning to work him out. The ruder he is to her, the more he's lusting...and tell me this, Paulie me old flower...why did she put that dress on today? It's not Murphy's style and she didn't know Roberts was going to show...but that is sheer Tatler deb page elegance...she's dressing for him even if she doesn't realise it... Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ..."Fuck me ...what a ride!" |
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Posts: 1019 (11/21/07 00:47:02) The Mistress of the poison pen |
Oi, boss...just taking my skinny ass out for a few hours...it's official business, you know what I mean? [she winks knowingly]...even you can't object to that you old Skinflint....
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Posts: 272 (11/21/07 00:48:39) Rogue Trader |
Hey, I did not sanction that...my God, did she actually arrive for work and leave within five minutes? That must be a record even for her...
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Posts: 1019 (11/23/07 03:20:03) The Mistress of the poison pen |
I'm back! I wasn't long, was I? Don't even start on me. I'm not in the mood for your ranting and raving...and it's bad for business...okay, anyone here need serving? Hurry up, we haven't got all day...
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Posts: 272 (11/30/07 19:27:57) Rogue Trader |
 Another cup of coffee over here, love...you look uncharacteristically subdued today, Uma...what's up? Sickening for something? Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing... |
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Posts: 1019 (11/30/07 19:33:31) The Mistress of the poison pen |
 You'd like that, wouldn't you? I'm so glad the thought of my distress makes your day....Actually, I'm worried about something. Not that it's any business of yours....coffee...If Cullen comes in will you tell him I'm in the restaurant? I really need to see him...okay, I'll go get the coffee...[she wanders off distracted...] There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart... |
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Posts: 272 (11/30/07 19:40:23) Rogue Trader |
 [He watches her go thoughtfully. It was so wrong. he couldn't fathom why she was so docile with that love rat Murphy, folllowing him around like a little doormat. She had so much spirit, such a sharp and witty tongue, she was so intelligent and vibrant and...pretty...such a woman worth fighting for. Imagine if you won her heart, how fierce she would be in her love?] You do not deserve her....[he muttered to himself before raising his voice and shouting after her...] UMA! COFFEE! CAN YOU NOT KEEP A SINGLE THOUGHT IN YOUR AIRHEAD FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS? [Then he catches sight of Clarity talking to a rather goodlooking woman...he looks closer, putting on his glasses and then swears under his breath...Not her??? La belle dame sans merci...?] Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing... |
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Posts: 1019 (12/03/07 02:10:43) The Mistress of the poison pen |
I want to clear that table. Bloody hell, are you still drinking that same cup of coffee? It's a good job you're not a paying customer or you would bar yourself... What's your problem? Incontinence?
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Posts: 272 (12/03/07 02:11:51) Rogue Trader |
What's yours? Menstruation?
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Posts: 1019 (12/03/07 02:14:28) The Mistress of the poison pen |
That's a big word for you, Skinner....strangely enough though, for once your stereotypical sexist insult is correct. I am indeed on the rag. Lucky you. Lucky any bloody man who crosses my path today if he scapes with his genitals intact...
...By the way, an interesting little fact for you. Did you know that during menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger decreases? There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart... |
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Posts: 272 (12/03/07 02:15:43) Rogue Trader |
So???
[he mutters...] Why do I feel like I am just here to feed her lines at my expense? Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing... |
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Posts: 1019 (12/03/07 02:17:34) The Mistress of the poison pen |
So...
...I won't feel anything when I jab my middle finger in your eye... Imagine that? Giving you the bird and blinding you all in one easy move...! There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart... |
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Posts: 272 (12/03/07 04:08:50) Rogue Trader |
Just try it. You'd break your nails, love...it would worth the loss of an eye to see that happen...I've got two anyway...and that skirt is so short that a blind man wouldn't miss your pins. Bend over again, darling. It's doing my profits a world of good, not to mention my libido...two birds with one stone, hey? You make money for me and I get a free show...Uma, I love you. No matter how horrible you are as a person, you still make a wonderful subject for male fantasy. In mine you wear a gag, however...
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Posts: 1019 (12/03/07 04:10:07) The Mistress of the poison pen |
In mine, you wear a noose...
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Posts: 272 (12/03/07 04:13:24) Rogue Trader |
Kinky....keep on talking. You're turning me on here...oh, by the way, how long have you been having these dirty little fantasies about me? That's a new one on me....A crush on the boss, hey? I have always had that effect on my minions.
Can't say I blame them, though... I'm a very desirable man... Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing... |
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Posts: 817 (12/03/07 04:17:12) Red Pommie Bastard |
 ....May I just interject? Not me. I am one of your minions and I don't fancy you. I may be gay but I have my pride...I'm a very proud minion, I am... Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ..."Fuck me ...what a ride!" |
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Posts: 1019 (12/03/07 04:19:00) The Mistress of the poison pen |
I DO NOT HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT YOU!
I do however nurture a dangerously morbid obsession with murdering you, Maximilian Skinner. Do not turn your back on me... There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart... |
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Posts: 272 (12/03/07 04:20:51) Rogue Trader |
I wouldn't dream of it, sweetheart. Nor would I turn my back on O'Gallagher either, whatever he might say...now back to work the pair of you before I start deducting timewasting from your wages...chop, chop...like good little minions...
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