House Rules
In accordance with the standards set by the licensing board of North California, we uphold the following to be the expected norms of behaviour for all guests of this establishment:
No drunkenness
No brawling (except in the Mens room)
No public exhibitions of nudity (AWWWWWWWWW!)
No swearing (some chance!)
No sex acts (Find a room, mate! And then write about it, love!)
No shirt, no shoes- no problem
You can read this - get another drink. You cant? Get me another.
Girls- no cat fights unless there are at least four blokes present and someones taking bets...Terry says he wouldnt mind a bit of mud either..
No loose women....just loose clothing (The Cort rule)
Keep it down when the match is on, ok girls? (Theres always halftime...)
We play Bourbon Street rules here... We never close; only tourists flash; mandatory genuflection at midnight on Mardi Gras; everything else is fair game...
Now...is everybody clear? Then let the Games commence...
...A hero rises...
