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DCI Gene Hunt	DCI Gene Hunt	Lead	[-]
Posts: 71 (11/14/07 18:05:43) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None He hasn't got a bloody clue where he is now, except he's sure it ain't The "Arms", or even Manchester. It has to be a nightmare, this has, because time travel doesn't bloody exist outside of "Doctor Who" and them science fiction films Skelton likes ... except he's been telling himself to wake up now since yesterday and it ain't working. The last thing he remembers is getting drunk in the pub ... so if getting 'ammered and passing out got him here, then maybe it'll get him home again an' he'll wake up under a table in The "Arms", in his office, or even at home with the Missus bending his ear for drinking too much again ... Anywhere, so long as it's 1973. "Phoenix Bar and Grill" Seems like as good a place to start as any ...* *The Railways Arms - CID's local then and now Continues at The Phoenix Bar and Grill
DCI Gene Hunt	Re: DCI Gene Hunt	#1	[-]
Posts: 71 (01/18/08 15:59:21) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Why's he still here? That's what he doesn't understand. He doesn't have time for all this "2007" bollocks. He still has a murderin' bastard serial-killer to catch, and his missing Inspector to find... He needs to wake up. But he's tried that, and yet he still wakes up to find himself here, in a world at once familiar and yet so alien he might as well be on the planet of the Clangers. In his darker moments, he thinks that maybe "2007" is more than just a bad dream. The Phoenix will never beat the old Railway Arms, but it's a damn sight more welcoming than the poncey metal and glass interior of the current one....
uma252	Re: DCI Gene Hunt	#2	[-]
Posts: 1020 (01/22/08 20:01:40) The Mistress of the poison pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Oi...you the one who made the comment about not many in a pound? Listen...try that on any of my girls, and your dick won't even weigh 10 grams when I've finished with it...By the way...note, the use of decimalisation, sir. Where the hell you been? Another pint? There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart...
DCI Gene Hunt	Re: DCI Gene Hunt	#3	[-]
Posts: 71 (01/23/08 18:14:01) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	[He winces] [Muttering]Whatever 'appened to all the classy birds?
Franki G	Re: DCI Gene Hunt	#4	[-]
Posts: 459 (01/24/08 18:21:04) Trouble on Wheels Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	(because I have to.) Franki sashays past the guy in the really awful sport coat, pats his rear and moves on, saying "What was that about classy birds?"
BudWhiteLAPD	Re: DCI Gene Hunt	#5	[-]
Posts: 774 (01/26/08 01:32:30) Almost a hero Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	[As he follows Franki out, Bud eyes up the man...] You learn to treat these ladies like ladies, pal. Or you'll be answering to me. You got that? [he extends his badge] ...and that's official...LAPD....be very careful, sir...enjoy your stay in California... I'm just the guy they bring in to scare all the other guys shitless...
DCI Gene Hunt		#6	[-]
Posts: 16 (04/24/08 16:07:38) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Beer o'clock ... He's never been more ready for it. He deserves this; they all do, today - except the bunch o' tight-arsed nancy lightweights he works with just don't get it. They'd uncovered a major crime ring: not just drugs - prozzies, guns, extortion, fake gear, "identity theft" and fraud (although what the canal's got to do with computers is beyond him). Five months of painstaking investigation - late nights, long shifts, bugger all social life - and they've finally got enough to send the bastards down for years. He's gonna get arseholed tonight, so trollied he probably won't remember where he lives these days. He doesn't care; fuck, he's earned it.
paulogallagher		#7	[-]
Posts: 24 (04/25/08 14:52:45) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Good evening, sir? What'll it be? Pint of our finest with a double Scotch to wash it down? And would you like that with a side order of humble pie...?
DCI Gene Hunt		#8	[-]
Posts: 17 (04/26/08 02:18:59) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Thanks, don't mind if I do. He all but drains the pint in one go... As for your second point, allow me to retort - what the 'ell for, I've not been in 'ere fer months!
paulogallagher		#9	[-]
Posts: 26 (04/26/08 10:34:26) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	But we still remember your last visit, sir. But don't worry. Uma's not around tonight. Your balls are safe...
DCI Gene Hunt		#10	[-]
Posts: 18 (04/27/08 15:12:20) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Skinny dark-aired bird, sharp tongue, no tits? Thank Christ! She'd give me Desk Sergeant a run for 'er money, that one.
uma252		#11	[-]
Posts: 871 (04/30/08 10:25:37) The Mistress of the poison pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	It's a very good job I am in a particularly good mood tonight, ya moron...! Get us a G and T, will you and I promise not to flash my flat chest at you... Now, Mr. Hunt -whose first name is not Mike, I hope -sit down, stop frowning and tell me your life story. What the hell brought you all this way from the mean streets of Manchester...?And don't try anything on. I've got a boyfriend and he has a very short temper... There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart...
DCI Gene Hunt		#12	[-]
Posts: 19 (05/01/08 13:36:24) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	You've room to talk, love. More'n a bit of Manc in that accent! An' yer virtue's safe ... yer not my type. A fresh pint is pushed in front of him. In the time it takes him to take his first swig, she vanishes beneath the bar, for which he's deeply grateful. What can he tell her that won't have her running to call the men in white coats to haul him away to the funny farm... Mutters You wouldn't believe me if I told you ...
uma252		#13	[-]
Posts: 875 (05/01/08 13:52:50) The Mistress of the poison pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	[she shakes his trouser leg] Here...I'm down here....I'm dodging that southern git who owns this place...he's a right Charlie...Rochdale actually, not Manchester. Don't insult me. So I'm not your type? What a blow. I am totally gutted. My self-esteem may never recover...fancy going out into the garden where Champagne Charlie can't get me? You see, I rather think I would believe you if I told you....this place has a tendency to attract blokes with pretty odd stories to tell... Try me, anyway...what have you got to lose? They all think I'm nuts here anyway... There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart...
uma252		#14	[-]
Posts: 876 (05/01/08 13:54:00) The Mistress of the poison pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	[she shakes his trouser leg] Here...I'm down here....I'm dodging that southern git who owns this place...he's a right Charlie... By the way, I'm from Rochdale actually, not Manchester. Don't insult me, love.... So I'm not your type? What a blow. I am totally gutted. My self-esteem may never recover...fancy going out into the garden where Champagne Charlie can't get me? You see, I rather think I would believe you if you told me....this place has a tendency to attract blokes with pretty odd stories to tell... Try me, anyway...what have you got to lose? They all think I'm nuts here anyway... There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart...
DCI Gene Hunt		#15	[-]
Posts: 20 (05/02/08 13:23:08) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	So I'm not your type? What a blow. I am totally gutted. My self-esteem may never recover... Cheeky tart! Did yer Mum never warn you not to go into a garden with strange blokes? An' it's Gene ... only snouts and victims' families call me "Mister Hunt". Do ya believe in time travel, Flash Knickers ... ?
uma252		#16	[-]
Posts: 877 (05/05/08 11:11:21) The Mistress of the poison pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	As a matter of fact I do...Some of my best friends have crossed the time space continuum, I'll have you know...I bet that cooled your curry Vindaloo down a bit, didn't it, Mr. Mullet-head...? There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart...
DCI Gene Hunt		#17	[-]
Posts: 21 (05/10/08 15:15:24) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Christ on a bike! What did you 'ave for lunch - a dictionary?! And for you information - Mrs. Fruitloop - I bloody hate curry. [Bloody hell, he's not drunk enough to be having this conversation...] You want another drink, love? Anything yer want. My shout. Last Edited By: DCI Gene Hunt 05/10/08 15:55:11. Edited 1 times.
uma252		#18	[-]
Posts: 880 (05/12/08 01:00:01) The Mistress of the poison pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Don't mind if I do, Mr. Hunt. G and T - large. Plenty of ice and lemon. And then maybe you can tell me what you know - and I'll tell you what I know... There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart...
DCI Gene Hunt		#19	[-]
Posts: 22 (05/12/08 23:31:52) The Guv' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	[He returns with the promised gin and tonic, a pint of beer (half finished) and his usual whisky chaser. He stares into the pint glass for a few moments, as if it will give him the answers he's looking for.] The short version - which is still going to make me sound nuttier than squirrel shit - I passed out drunk in 1973 an' woke up now. 2008. Same city, same job. New world. [He drops head into his hands, as if the weight of the world suddenly landed on his shoulders] I bloody 'ope that what you know is a way to get me out of this ruddy mess... Last Edited By: DCI Gene Hunt 05/13/08 11:05:29. Edited 2 times.
uma252		#20	[-]
Posts: 881 (05/21/08 08:48:06) The Mistress of the poison pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Aww, come on now, Gene Genie....I hate to see grown men cry! I know life is tough...but there is United to make it all worthwhile....Now, get that drink down you, we'll go and book our places in front of the telly and I'll get you a refill....and then I'll tell you all about This New World...Bloody hell, Hunt....it's the Champions' League final! In Moscow! European Cup to you...United versus Chelsea...football has come a long way since your day, mate...English teams are actually allowed to play abroad these days. You'll probably hate it though...not a sign of any fighting or bad behaviour.... There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart...

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